I got into a danfo bus today. A lady followed behind and within minutes, she brought out a huge green bag. She said her name was Madam Kofo and she had drugs to sell. She had drugs for eyes, teeth, manpower, diabetes and more and started calling out prices for each of them.
As if that wasn’t enough, another man boarded the bus and just after we started to move, He brought out a small bag with phone codes to market. He offered cheap internet bundles like 1GB for 200 Naira for free but nobody answered him.
As soon as he announced codes for receiving your partner’s calls or messages, people started giving their phones.
Then I realised, we have different characters in a danfo bus.
Let me breakdown some of the most interesting characters we get to see in a danfo bus daily. What category do you belong to?
THE SLEEPERS
Usually, people who are on the bus from 5am-7am would sleep. It’s acceptable because it’s quite early. But, there are those who for some reason have decided that once they’re on a bus from 12 pm or 6 pm, sleep begins to call. You entered the bus single and now you have bae resting on your shoulders. Super annoying, I can imagine.
THE ARGUERS
Most times when you enter a bus, there might be people arguing subtly. It usually doesn’t start as a fight. It might be a political argument or a topic that’s trending. Before you know it, insults begin to fly everywhere. You won’t know what caused the argument. People start name-calling, yelling or punches start going around.
P.S., if you find yourself in that situation, do not interfere. Someone can start breaking bottles and people could get hurt badly.
THE AMEBO
They are usually two. And, their voices are quite loud. For some reason, it would seem that they want everyone to listen to this conversation. Let’s not lie, their conversations are quite interesting on occasion.
We also have those who peep into your phone when you bring it out. They have no shame in reading your chats or whatever you are doing with your phone at that particular time. You might as well give them the phone to go through.
THE LIARS
There are a few people who love to extend the truth on where their current location is. We get it as most of us have been there before. But sometimes, the lies are so heavy, you would check your location to be sure you didn’t board the wrong bus.
Do you think I missed out on your category? Feel free to drop a comment.
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